During some (alarming) research in the fat loss supplements field, ran across the following regarding the use of a certain thyroid regulator:

And when you do this (along with proper exercise and diet), suddenly body fat will make like the office slacker when it's time to work weekends - it'll be nowhere to be found.

Whoever wrote this joke doesn't know how to write jokes, and that's funny. That person could also likely kill me with bare hands.