"i hangout wit male shauvinist pigs n perverts"

my mother smoked crack i had a premature birth,
im jus a nerd cursed with badly disturbed nerves,
who wanna be the one to step up n get served first,
99 percent of all aliens perfer earth,
so im here to rule the planet startin wit ur turf,
i hid a seceret message inside a word search,
wit smeared letter runnin together in blurred spurts,
i hangout wit male shauvinist pigs n perverts,
who point water pistols at women n squrit shirts,
ben a bad boys since diapers n gerbers,
my first words were bleep bleep n curse curse,
never had sh!t n now i own the earth!!!!!

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